Buy turds from your fave stars
Shits coming soon...
You sell shit anyway - soaps, gutka, underwear, soda and lately your personal lives. This is the final frontier of monetization.
- Fully managed packaging, shipping and billing
- Recurring revenue stream
- Make every poop a payday
- Get best prices for your potti
Imagine having your favorite idol's tatti in your living room - be the envy of your friends, neighbours and family.
- Star shit delivered at your doorstep within 3 days
- Vaccum sealed non-perishable glass case
- 100% authentic star potti
- Get famous potty at best prices
Can I trust the turd?
That's the key question! How can you be sure that the doo-doos actually came from the butthole of your favorite star, and not some random commoner? (ewwwww)
Here's how we ensure 100% authenticity.
- All stars post video messages verifying their poop's authenticity
- All shit packages come with the star's personal autograph
- Our quality assurance team runs regular gene matching audits
shit for smiles
At Famoushit, we firmly believe that someone's shit could be someone's solace. Under our "Shits for smiles" program, famous stars donate a free shit every week to the needy.
Bhajji's lindi was everything I hoped for - twirly
Famoushit revived my career - I realized I could deliver more shits than hits
I realized all my previous work was shit anyway - this is the purest form of my art
With Gurugji's goon in my living room, my home is harmonious
In case you didn't realize this, this website is not a real product, but build for humorous purposes
You get absolutely nothing in return